You ask for more lyrics, you receive Carrie Underwood's Cowboy Casanova. Ms. Underwood is an American country singer and songwriter from Checotah, Oklahoma who rose to fame as the winner of the fourth season of American Idol. Her debut album, Some Hearts, was certified seven times platinum. Here is a taste of her third album:

Thou wouldst behoove thyself to heed my advice/
Yon gentleman is not unlike an infectious parasite/
He is akin to a pestilence or medicinal depressant/
Thou art habituated to his amorous advances/
He is a merrymaking, cattle herding, male prostitute/
Who leaneth against an industrial-strength gramophone/
He appears as a goblet of chilled liquid/
But is, in reality, a glut of sugar atop an ample serving of misery/

Ah, yes. The fun-loving gigolo-cowboys of old Oklahoma. Would that we could return to the heyday of that state, before the Tulsa Race Riots of '21 and the Dust Bowl of the '30s. It was a time of innocence and love. A time of big hats and sassy pants, when a cowpoke could buy an ale for a penny and lodging for a dime. Of course, he would make up the cost of lodging by doing a little non-cow poking on the side. This lonesome prairie passion was the origin of the old slogan Show you the difference 'tween my gun and my pistol. Consider it earnestly.